My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
i need some magic done to my vagina
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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