this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Sober January is a disaster.
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Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
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Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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