DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
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Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
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We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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