I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Randomize
