Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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