that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I skipped work to stalk him.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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