oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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