I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
