I'm drive I can fine osifer
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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