I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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