what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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