Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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