It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
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Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
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Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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