She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
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And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
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We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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