I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
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Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
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When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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