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Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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