Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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