the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
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so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
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He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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