they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
