mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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