his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Is it because I queefed?
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
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Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
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Oh Jesus.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
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Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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