Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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