Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
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it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
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I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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