is your mom at the bar?
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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