No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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