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you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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