Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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