Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
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I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
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the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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