we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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