The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
