coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
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I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
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GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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