What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
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I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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