He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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