how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
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You're like the curious george of whores
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
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You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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