doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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