you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
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Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
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No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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