Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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