Only a mothe r could love this liver
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
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Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
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Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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