Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
