My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
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He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
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She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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