I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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