I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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