She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
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The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
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So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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