all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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