Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
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After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
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I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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