He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
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Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Alive.
So much puke
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I tried to put my heels in the coat check
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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