That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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