brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
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would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
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So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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