im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
