Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
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