I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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