So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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